MNN: REPOSSESSION REMINDER
MNN. Feb. 14, 2013. To all citizens of the US and Canada, this is notice that we are taking back all our lands, resources and control over our ever growing Indian Trust Fund.
We will decide when to renegotiate the agreements under which the settlers can live with us or leave Great Turtle Island.
Our time is here.
“Ms. Knockwood, I’ll scrub the bathroom, wash the floors, then do the windows”.
Guidelines:
1. Indian-time will go into effect immediately.
2. The White House will be the Elders’ Center. Parliament will be a meeting place for the Council of Chiefs. The Congress of Indigenous Women will meet in Congress in Washington DC. Peoples meetings will be the basis of government.
3. All governors’ mansions, prime Minister’s residences, presidential palaces and other colonial habitations will be turned over to the homeless.
4. Indigenous languages will be the official means of communication. The continents, towns, cities, businesses, streets, etc. will be renamed by the Indigenous people of the region.
5.Healing centres will be set up to treat all settlers for their addiction to all colonially induced psycho illnesses.
6. Educational study groups will be established to help people learn the meanings of such egalitarian concepts as “constitution”, “rule of law”, “sovereignty”, “peace”, “equality”, “tolerance”, “respect”, “honesty”, “repossession”.
7. All colonial borders will be erased. Original Indigenous names will be reinstated.
8.Hierarchies will be leveled. No aristocracy and no super rich. Everyone has to work. Self-sufficient communities will replace globalization.
9. Traditional clothing will not be called “costumes” or “regalia”.
10.Police, prosecutors, judges, social workers, tax collectors and dog catchers will be abolished. Old technologies will be revived.
Trick or Treaty! |
12. Hollywood will be renovated.
13.Indigneous names, nations or images of sports teams will be discontinued.
14.Disrespectful terms on merchandising will be banned.
Hey, Harper, ding, dong, hi ho, and all that! |