MNN. 29 Nov. 2015. In june 2007 there was a rumored arrest warrant for the great “untouchable” sage, Red-X” for alleged inciting “sageosity and infamocity”! It’s one of those open “John Doe” warrants for the “some-crime-has-to-fit-every-onkwe’hon:weh” mentality that pervades the colonial enterprise.
“Do what your mind tells you has to be done!”
Phil Fontaine of the AFN, the RCMP, OPP and SQ had set a vicious “trap” for those of us who challenged Canada Inc.’s lack of jurisdiction over us and our land. It was to be sprung on “Aboriginal Day”. They have never taken their sights off us or stopped scoping us with their high tech weapons.
The charges against the Red-X are some sort of treason. He was certainly giving out the most sageous messages ever heard in the universe, straight from the Fifth Dimension.
The “infamocity” was obvious. It came from his pretentious demarginalization. He was accused of inciting the overturn of the existing worldwide social disorder. He would have to be tried in an inter-galactic court of Ur’anus! No neutral turd party was found to squat in judgment!
Bloodline: “To take over the world, we must learn to speak Mohawk & Turkish”.
He was charged because he always says what is contrary to the principles upon which Canada, the U.S. and other colonial states are founded, such as self-centered self-service, cronyism, taking advantage of people, stealing Indigenous possessions, conning people into selling to them at bargain basement prices and pocketing all the profits. Red-X advocated the overthrow of this system that is dedicated to monotheism, oppression and suppression of people. He was charged with inciting people to think clearly, think ahead and protect the environment. This is a grave crime in the eyes of the colonial corporations that are trying to run the galaxy and colonize the universe.
Red-X strikes unspeakable terror into the minds of colonizers! Red-X asks, “What are they afraid of?”
Despite being such crooks, they had time to put out a “Most Wanted” poster of the Red-X. They had a photo, but all you could see was the hood. Through the eye slits, one can see a black and cavernous void, leading directly to the Fifth Dimension.
No. This is not Red-X!
Some scientists discovered that some of the oldest vibrations in the universe are coming from a black hole in Pisces. They say there were once meat-eating chickens bigger than the Taranosaurus Rex roaming around in Siberia. As Einstein pointed out, “The solution can be found when you take the mass of the photons and divide it by the square root of infinity”.
The black beaded hood covers a scar. Was he one of those kids who were beheaded and buried in the basement of a residential school? If so, it seems someone from the Fifth Dimension sewed his head back on? The Red-X would not want people to get scared by the scar on his throat, especially little children who have no need to know about the time he spent in wherever he was.
The special hood can never be found in Wal-Mart or the Dollar Store. “This is the power of the hood”, said the Red-X. “You gotta know your neighbors. You gotta speak to ‘em. You gotta ask ‘em what they think. And then you gotta stand beside ‘em.”
Another mystery is where does he live? The Red-X will only say, “I am he who has been prophesized to come. I am the one they’re looking for”. “Fine me if you will”.
“Chief, sign over here in front of the casket”.
The Red-X is not a sequel to the “X-Files”. He’s been around a lot longer than that. A leading Canadian historian dusted off some primary documents in the archives. Accordingly, he found many of the original treaties made by the colonizers to let them live here were signed with “Xs”. But we would not put much stock in that. According to the Red-X, “They’re all forgeries”.
But someone had to know about him to forge his signature. We are specially skeptical about the ten “Xs” that all look exactly alike that are on many of the first treaties.
The Red-X was concerned about why Phil Fontaine [of government-front “Assembly of First Nations”] accepted Indian Affairs Minister Jonestown Prentice’s offer to settle their claims to our land. Red-X says, “Think about it. Jonestown might have spiked Phil’s martini with a date rape drug instead of an olive”.
After chugging it down, Phil excused himself for a moment, zig-zagged by mistake into the ladies room to adjust his hair. There were mirrors everywhere. He saw all these guys that looked just like him. “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? Does Jonestown have a good deal for me?” he asked himself and nodded his head up and down. All the other guys in the mirrors nodded together in unison. Then he went back out to report to Jonestown, “Looks like we got consensus, boss”, he said.
Because of Red-Xs pearls of wisdom, Ottawa decided to gather the swines into an “Interdepartmental Red-X Committee” run out of the war room in the Indian Affairs ”Tower of Terror” on Wellington Street. According to their mission statement, they are commissioned to “figure out just what is the Red-X saying”. It’s headed by a top encryption expert from Arlington Virginia who said, “This is the biggest challenge of my entire life”.
As Red-X says, “Stay tuned”. As Hinder sings: “If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t change a damn thing in my life, cause I love the dumb things we do when we’re young. But the best is yet to come.” Video: Hinder “Best is yet to come”.